— Below are all the messages tagged tattoos —
DAD: Also – got a response on table sale on Craigslist, want to know if I’ll barter for professional tattoo work. I’m thinking Gandalf on the small of my back?
ME: that’s awesome
May 23, 2012
Me: I think I want to get my nose pierced!
Dad: Thats fine with me as long as u understand that im going to get a tattoo on both of my forearms. On the right will be the singer KATY PERRY with candy apple stripes high lighting her name in bright alternating colors of red and white. Now on my left arm will be her image from her latest cd posing naked laying in a rainbow of clouds!! Go for it and I will too
October 12, 2011
DAD: Having dinner with mom and talking about you. You make me proud to be your father.
(15 minutes later) DAD: I take that back. YOU GOT A TATTOO?!?! call me.
DAD: I am very disappointed, Grasshopper.
August 30, 2011
MOM: Random text…if I get a tattoo I know what it will be.. on my wrist the words…let it be. So when I get stressed over the dishes or something, that is what I will see.
August 6, 2011
ME: Did you hear? Dad and I made a pact that we’re going to get Rangers tattoos the next time they win the Cup.
MOM: Daddy doesn’t make pacts (he is divorced once)
June 2, 2011
MOM: met nice guy at sears “nick” cute too works 2 jobs ambitious has house grove city waiting on us in lawn mowers
MOM: oh yeah he is 25 has a tattoo of argentina flag bcz his dad and grandpa r from there dark hair cute you need to come see him
June 1, 2011
ME: I got a tattoo, mom!
MOM: REALLY? WHAT IS IT??
ME: A turtle hatchling on my right foot…
MOM: OMG! I’m gonna get a mama turtle on mine! IT’LL BE AWWWWESOME!
April 24, 2011