— Below are all the messages tagged TMI —

Musical Conception

  • Dad: Don’t worry so much about the recording. You got this. Just do your best and most of all…have fun :) Confidence
  • Me: Haha thanks dad! I’ll let you know how it goes.
  • Dad: Thanks. As a matter of fact, I was recording for the band “when the dust settles” the day you were concieved
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April 14, 2013

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Eggs Overshare

  • Mom: I was just eating scrambled eggs and somehow some of the eggs went into my nose.
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March 27, 2013

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Finally

  • MOM: On the plane sitting next to a mom with a new baby screaming its head off. Finally mom starts feeding baby and dad says to me “finally got the titty out”
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February 22, 2013

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Father Nose Best

  • Dad: Trimmin nose hair is like cuttn a trail thru the rain forest! Whoa.
  • Dad: Shld actually hav a license for trimmin nose hair cuz u never kno what species of animal life ur killin.
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November 8, 2012

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Priorities

  • dad: I don’t have time to play angry birds right now. The victorias secret christmas catalogue came today. oh happy day!
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October 25, 2012

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Sad Shorts

  • Mom: Lord help me. Sad is wearing his gray short shorts in public.
  • Mom: Dad is wearing…
  • Mom: And it’s sad
  • Mom: And he keeps flashing me when he puts his foot up on the park bench and the shorts go up even higher
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August 6, 2012

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ROADTRIP!!!!

  • MOM: I hate the name of the gas station Kum and Go…ewie. On that note…We saw a guy drive by whose license plate just read “sausage”. Oh and we just saw  a deer that was hit on the highway and the only thing left was guts and a leg.
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May 10, 2012

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