— Below are all the messages tagged TMI —
Dad: Don’t worry so much about the recording. You got this. Just do your best and most of all…have fun :) Confidence
Me: Haha thanks dad! I’ll let you know how it goes.
Dad: Thanks. As a matter of fact, I was recording for the band “when the dust settles” the day you were concieved
April 14, 2013
Mom: I was just eating scrambled eggs and somehow some of the eggs went into my nose.
March 27, 2013
MOM: On the plane sitting next to a mom with a new baby screaming its head off. Finally mom starts feeding baby and dad says to me “finally got the titty out”
February 22, 2013
Dad: Trimmin nose hair is like cuttn a trail thru the rain forest! Whoa.
Dad: Shld actually hav a license for trimmin nose hair cuz u never kno what species of animal life ur killin.
November 8, 2012
dad: I don’t have time to play angry birds right now. The victorias secret christmas catalogue came today. oh happy day!
October 25, 2012
Mom: Lord help me. Sad is wearing his gray short shorts in public.
Mom: Dad is wearing…
Mom: And it’s sad
Mom: And he keeps flashing me when he puts his foot up on the park bench and the shorts go up even higher
August 6, 2012
MOM: I hate the name of the gas station Kum and Go…ewie. On that note…We saw a guy drive by whose license plate just read “sausage”. Oh and we just saw a deer that was hit on the highway and the only thing left was guts and a leg.
May 10, 2012