— Below are all the messages tagged travel —
DAD: Is mom happy?
ME: I guess. Sounds as if she’d prefer two queens instead…
DAD: Find the gay area of town & make her happy!
August 20, 2013
MOM: Some really smelly guy with a zillion tattoos just sat next to me. But at least he’s skinny. I’m at the window. The aisle is an old guy in knee braces that takes 10 min each time to get up. I hope they’re prepared for me getting up to go pee a lot. I have a head ache already.
ME: Sounds like it’s wine time.
June 27, 2013
MOM: On the plane sitting next to a mom with a new baby screaming its head off. Finally mom starts feeding baby and dad says to me “finally got the titty out”
February 22, 2013
Dad: We’re going to Fresno tomorrow
Me: I know. Drive carefully. Watch your gas as you always tell me
Dad: After the sardine salad we had 4 dinner i will have to watch my gas!
Me: Oh dear! Sounds like it!
Dad: You can hear it all the way in Washington?
February 18, 2013
Me: On the plane waiting for it to depart! Wooooohooo!
Mom: You go girl! May the bird of paradise fly up your nose! Hehe.
Me: hahaha what
Mom: I thought this was a good time to say something really cool and that’s all I could think of.
January 6, 2013
Dad: Ur in got tix for the cho cho
Me: Yaaaay!! choo choo!
Dad: Calm dow, it’s just a train. Act like u been on one before.
December 19, 2012
Dad: U want to go on cruise?? Just u and me…Mum can’t make it.
Dad: Sorry was meant for your brother…U need to work
December 7, 2012