Below are all the messages tagged travel

  • Me:  How’s your trip going?
  • Mom:  My arthritis is acting up and I was exposed to TB in Germany what is Instagram?
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July 8, 2014

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  • DAD: Is mom happy?
  • ME:  I guess. Sounds as if she’d prefer two queens instead…
  • DAD: Find the gay area of town & make her happy!
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August 20, 2013

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  • MOM: Some really smelly guy with a zillion tattoos just sat next to me. But at least he’s skinny. I’m at the window. The aisle is an old guy in knee braces that takes 10 min each time to get up. I hope they’re prepared for me getting up to go pee a lot. I have a head ache already.
  • ME: Sounds like it’s wine time.
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June 27, 2013

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  • MOM: On the plane sitting next to a mom with a new baby screaming its head off. Finally mom starts feeding baby and dad says to me “finally got the titty out”
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February 22, 2013

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Gas

  • Dad: We’re going to Fresno tomorrow
  • Me: I know. Drive carefully. Watch your gas as you always tell me
  • Dad: After the sardine salad we had 4 dinner i will have to watch my gas!
  • Me: Oh dear! Sounds like it!
  • Dad: You can hear it all the way in Washington?
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February 18, 2013

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  • Me: On the plane waiting for it to depart! Wooooohooo!
  • Mom: You go girl!  May the bird of paradise fly up your nose!  Hehe.
  • Me: hahaha what
  • Mom: I thought this was a good time to say something really cool and that’s all I could think of.
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January 6, 2013

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  • Dad: Ur in got tix for the cho cho
  • Me: Yaaaay!! choo choo!
  • Dad: Calm dow, it’s just a train. Act like u been on one before.
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December 19, 2012

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