— Below are all the messages tagged TV —

Vagina Soap

  • Mom: The end of the world must be here…just saw a commercial for vagina soap.
  • Me: Ew. Mom!
  • Mom: I know!! Why do they have to put that on TV?! During Storage Wars?!?! Are they really hitting their target deomgraphic?
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September 24, 2012

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Booze

  • Mom: WATCHING HOW BOOZE CHANGED AMERICA ON DISCOVERY..INTERESTING
  • Me: You’re excited.
  • Mom: Can’t work the caps.
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September 20, 2012

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Multitasking

  • Mom: Are you going to watch Big Brother live?
  • Me: Yep!
  • Mom: Me too
  • Me: Woot!
  • Mom: I did my last text completely with my left hand while I brushed my teeth with my right hand!
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September 17, 2012

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The Voice

  • Dad: almost all of the contestants on The Voice tonight were wearing fedoras.
  • Me: why were you watching The Voice?
  • Dad: your mom was heming her pants so we needed something to do.
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September 12, 2012

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Olympics

  • ME: Do you know your comcast sign in password? I want to watch the Olympics online :)
  • DAD: It’s gonna cost you
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July 29, 2012

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Kangaroos

  • MOM: I am charging my phone in my bedroom and watching the tube. I’ll text l8r.
  • ME: You’re so weird.
  • MOM: I know. I was just singing about buying a kangaroo.
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June 30, 2012

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91290

  • MOM: So I just got back from dinner and Cirque du Soleil. Ran into someone who evidently was on a TV show that I never saw. Some numbers like 91290 named Jason. Sound familiar? He seemed like a nice guy.
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June 10, 2012

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