— Below are all the messages tagged TV —
Mom: The end of the world must be here…just saw a commercial for vagina soap.
Me: Ew. Mom!
Mom: I know!! Why do they have to put that on TV?! During Storage Wars?!?! Are they really hitting their target deomgraphic?
September 24, 2012
Mom: WATCHING HOW BOOZE CHANGED AMERICA ON DISCOVERY..INTERESTING
Me: You’re excited.
Mom: Can’t work the caps.
September 20, 2012
Mom: Are you going to watch Big Brother live?
Mom: Me too
Mom: I did my last text completely with my left hand while I brushed my teeth with my right hand!
September 17, 2012
Dad: almost all of the contestants on The Voice tonight were wearing fedoras.
Me: why were you watching The Voice?
Dad: your mom was heming her pants so we needed something to do.
September 12, 2012
ME: Do you know your comcast sign in password? I want to watch the Olympics online :)
DAD: It’s gonna cost you
July 29, 2012
MOM: I am charging my phone in my bedroom and watching the tube. I’ll text l8r.
ME: You’re so weird.
MOM: I know. I was just singing about buying a kangaroo.
June 30, 2012
MOM: So I just got back from dinner and Cirque du Soleil. Ran into someone who evidently was on a TV show that I never saw. Some numbers like 91290 named Jason. Sound familiar? He seemed like a nice guy.
June 10, 2012