— Below are all the messages tagged wow —
MOM: toenail fell off. lost within the laundry
(3 minutes later) MOM: Just stepped on it. ouch.
(5 minutes later) MOM: Fed it to the dog so I won’t worry about it anymore.
MOM: pick up muffins?
July 8, 2014
Mom: Went clothes shopping today, it was no fun as usual. I did enjoy farting all over the mall though.
Me: so when you didn’t find clothes you liked you farted in their store and left?
Mom: No, the farting wasnt personal. Just needed to be done.
March 4, 2014
Me: I don’t know how to take 8 wine bottles to recycling without looking crazy…
Mom: You have to stumble and sing loudly when you take the bottles down
Mom: Maybe hug an old lady and say “dad!”
January 4, 2014
Dad: I think you left your eyelashes in the downstairs bathroom.
Me: oh yeah my bad
Dad: Just glad I saw them first, mommy would have tried to kill them.
January 4, 2014
Mom: the house down the street got busted for a meth lab. There is caution tape and it is quarantined and everything.
Me: That is crazy! Do you know the people?
Mom: No, but they didn’t water their lawn so I was not surprised.
November 1, 2013
Me: The old lady at Cinnabon said I look like Sandra Bullock! Haha
Dad: I can see that! Sandra Bullock has a different type of beauty than most other big actresses. Her “wow” factor comes from a natural beauty, from within, while the others are generally more “surface.” Guys like the “Sandra” types better for long term relationships as they are more down to earth and intelligent. Guys take those home to introduce to their Mamas!
September 23, 2013
Dad: You know how I like to stop and stoplights and bark at the dogs next to me to see if they’ll start barking? I just did that and the lady driving looked over and caught me in the act.
Me: …I did not know that that was something you liked to do…
Dad: Really? You can bark silently- act like your barking- and about 50% of dogs will bark back
Dad: Try it
August 30, 2013