— Below are all the messages tagged wow —
Mom: the house down the street got busted for a meth lab. There is caution tape and it is quarantined and everything.
Me: That is crazy! Do you know the people?
Mom: No, but they didn’t water their lawn so I was not surprised.
November 1, 2013
Me: The old lady at Cinnabon said I look like Sandra Bullock! Haha
Dad: I can see that! Sandra Bullock has a different type of beauty than most other big actresses. Her “wow” factor comes from a natural beauty, from within, while the others are generally more “surface.” Guys like the “Sandra” types better for long term relationships as they are more down to earth and intelligent. Guys take those home to introduce to their Mamas!
September 23, 2013
Dad: You know how I like to stop and stoplights and bark at the dogs next to me to see if they’ll start barking? I just did that and the lady driving looked over and caught me in the act.
Me: …I did not know that that was something you liked to do…
Dad: Really? You can bark silently- act like your barking- and about 50% of dogs will bark back
Dad: Try it
August 30, 2013
Mom: Have you seen my cell phone lately?
May 29, 2013
Mom: Suitcase was just delivered. I hugged the bellman 2X and kissed him on the cheek. Needless to say, he was a little overwhelmed. Now I will sleep well!
Mom: Last text today I swear… just wanted to give a big happy hooray for mirilax.
May 24, 2013
Dad: next week if you see a strange mountain man cleaning up the sides of our house I hired him
Dad: his name is Happy
May 12, 2013
Dad: Mom got a new lemonade pitcher. But the picture on the front is misleading because it has ice floating in the lemonade.
Me: Why is it misleading? Ice does float.
April 26, 2013