Mom: ur new clothes came, they’re really fly, or dope or swaggy, whatever u boys call it these days…anyway, they’re real nice.
Me: when are you coming down again and bringing them to me?
Mom: Maybe September, for sure October. Dad says I should just mail them to you with special treats included such as cookies and pictures of him…I think you haven’t been gone long enough to appreciate such a gesture so I haven’t decided yet…