Toast?
- ME: Look what Phil from the restaurant gave me!
- GRANDMA: Now you can have toast with your coffee!!
- ME: I don’t get it.
- GRANDMA: What did Phil give you?
- (5 minutes later)
- GRANDMA: What the HELL did he give you!?!?
- ME: 50 pounds of carrots for the horses…
- GRANDMA: Oh, lol, I thought it was a loaf of bread next to a toaster! LOL!